[kwoodman]

Originally Posted by geotech

Actually, I expected a medium to light duty truck (the way it was and is advertised).

It was my fault for falling in love with her on our first date. I was smitten. All my friends warned me that she wasn't what I was lookin' for and she would break my heart. At first I ignored those little annoying things that made her less than perfect and then I tried to change her, but alas, I had to fall out of love for reality to finally set in. Now that I truly see her for what she is, I have gained an appreciation for her just the way she is. I must confess that I have made many foolish mistakes while in love. Sometimes I even learn.

At least she won't take you for alimony and half of everything...