Are you a Honda Ridgeline Owner, Nissan Owner or Chevy Avalanche owner?

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Subject: Are you a Honda Ridgeline Owner, Nissan Owner or Chevy Avalanche owner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide............

Question: How do you tell the difference between a Honda Ridgeline Owner, Nissan Owner or Chevy Avalanche owner?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Honda Ridgeline owner Answer(s):

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation!?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to discuss this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Nissan Answer:

BANG!
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Chevy Avalanche Owner Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!



now, let's all be friends

[Rocker]

Things get dull at the Avalanche site? No wonder.

[dsowell]

Sure, right
The problem with the Chevy is you couldn't carry the body to the authorities since your truck is at the dealer fixing recall items.
I just throw him in the trunk.
Glock .40 owner and Ridgeline owner.

[25 Year Honda Owner]

Don't know where this guy is coming from. I have a Ridgeline and carry a Colt!
Glocks are for those that need more than 1 shot!

[DWdrums]

**yawn**...........

[zero]

Locking this one down because it is pointless trolling.