New Joke Received, Pretty Imaginative!

Got this from some co-workers. I thought it was pretty imaginative. What do you think?

Subject: Smile


We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:


means a smile and


is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by


and


:-( respectively.


Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:


(_!_) a regular ass


(__!__) a fat ass


(!) a tight ass


(_*_) a sore ass


{_!_} a swishy ass


(_o_) an ass that's been around


(_x_) kiss my ass


(_X_) leave my ass alone


(_zzz_) a tired ass


(_E=mc2_) a smart ass


(_$_) Money coming out of his ass


(_?_) Dumb Ass


..oo*"""**oo.oo*""*oo.
oo*" "*o.o*" "*o.
o o *o
.o o 'o
o o o.
o o o
o \o/ o
o --0-- o
o. /o\ o
o o o
o o o
o o oo
oo o oo
oo. oo oo
'ooo. oo. ooo
o ""oo,, ,,oO-'Oo, ,,,,,oo"o
o. """"" oo """"" o
'o oo o'
o oo o
'o o o*
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o
o o o


You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour
and you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail. This is NOT a
chain letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck. (But
who wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)


Happy e-mooning!!!

Sorry folks, once I pasted the above picture, it shrunk!